My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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