How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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