You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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