no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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