So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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