bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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