Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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