why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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