hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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