tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i barfeds in our rink
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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