Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he just fucked me for my cheese.