Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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