he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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