she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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