Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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