do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Randomize
