These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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