32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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