susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize