just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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