Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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