So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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