is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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