Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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