Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
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