at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
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I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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