Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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