this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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