Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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