so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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