thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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