if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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