We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
