I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
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Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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