Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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