Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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