8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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