Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
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