Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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