On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We left an ass print on the piano.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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