Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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