I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
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Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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