Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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