Umm I'm too high to move.
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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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