whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Also, beer. Big fan.
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I could fuck to npr.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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