i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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