so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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