i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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