How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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