Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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