Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
